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Just read this off MrBrown.com. It's so funny I'm crying. It's a wonder people like this guy are allowed to roam the streets without straight jackets. Original link here.

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Moron applies for job in Dubai, gets famous online

Web developer Amir Saffar of Canada will probably not get a job in Singapore too, if this email exchange he had with a head of a design agency in Dubai is any indication of his attitudes. There might have been a second email sent by Amir asking about salaries, but still, there is no excuse how quickly his manner degenerates.

Behold! How not to apply for a job in Dubai:

From: Amir Saffar
Sent: 02 December 2006 01:22
To: Amir Saffar
Subject: multimediator/web designer position
Amir Saffar

To Whom It May Concern:
I am a web developer/designer with experience in designing corporate, commercial, retail, and business web systems. With more than 6 years experience designing Internet/multimedia systems professionally in a production environment, I could be…

i'm gone.

not literally, phisically, just hypertextually.

buzznet is, and has been, gash, for some time

use the right tools for the job

my archive is here

my future present is at http://www.flickr.com/photos/lukewinter/

my best is at http://www.dyroxy.com

have fun

luke